I just got back from a week in Hawaii yesterday. It was a somewhat unexpected vacation, but it was a blast. Snorkeling is hard.

In other news, here's a stupid quiz:

Your real name: ***** **** ***********************************************

Age: 16

Height: 6'1"

Natural hair colour: blondish

Eye colour: Blue/Green

Skin color: Tannish. Yay for the Hawaiian sun.

Glasses/contacts?: Yes.

Piercings: NO NEVER

Tattoos: NO NEVER

Braces: NO NEVER

Mannerisms: NO NEVER

Other distinctive markings: Damn, I must be pretty normal, I can't think of anything.

FAVOURITE

Colour: It depends on the date, the time of day, the weather and my mood. Except on Tuesdays. On Tuesdays it's green.

Band: Oh jeez, The Shins, Motion City Soundtrack, Explosions in the Sky, The Fratellis, The Details, 65daysofstatic, LCD Soundsystem, The Ting Tings, Newton Faulkner, the list goes on...

Video game: Seven

Movie: Twenty-Eight

Book: Ampersand

Food: Food.

Game on a cell phone: Friggin' 20 Questions. It's awesome.

CD: Those AOL Free Trial discs. You can do so much crap with those things.

Flower: Mustang convertible. Either black or red.

Scent: The smell of a rainy day.

Animal: Those really really tiny birds that hop all over our lawn.

Comic book: I've never read a comic book ever.

Cereal: WHEATIES: THE BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS

Website: Google. It's like the entire internet is only a click away.

Cartoon: Family Guy, probably

DO YOU
Play an instrument: Guitar

Watch TV more than 60 hours a week?: Uh, no.

Like to sing?: Not especially.

Have a job?: No. I'll be working at Microsoft next summer though. YAY FOR PAID HIGH SCHOOL INTERNSHIPS

Have a cell phone?: Dull, scratched up, black RAZR. I hate it.

Like to play sports?: No, not really.

Have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: Nope.

Have a crush on someone?: Nope. Kinda sad, really.

Live somewhere NOT in the united states?: Nope.

Have more than 5 TVs in your house?: Only three. We do have six or seven computers though.

Have any special talents/skills?: Guitar, extreme computer nerdiness, and a nice, strong grasp of common sense.

Exercise daily?: No.

Like school?: More or less.

CAN YOU

Sing the alphabet backwards?: Z, X, Y... frick, I can't even type it backwards.

Stand on your tip toes without wearing shoes?: Not at the moment.

Speak any other languages?: Mexican

Go a day without food?: Been there, done that.

Remember your dreams: I WISH I could

Read music, not just tabs?: Barely

Roll your tongue?: No.

Eat a whole pizza?: Been there, done that twice.

HAVE YOU EVER

Won something in the lottery?: INFINITY BILLION DOLLARS

Snuck out of the house?: Nope.

Lied to get out of trouble?: I don't think so, no.

Had a computer crash?: Only one or eighty times.

Gotten lost in your city?: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. Lost? HERE?! HA.

Seen a shooting star?: Every night.

Been to any other countries?: No.

Had a serious surgery?: Nope.

Stolen something important to someone else?: INFINITY BILLION DOLLARS

Solved a Rubik's cube?: Yup.

Gone out in public in your pajamas?: Not in the last 10 years at least.

Cried over a girl?: ...maybe.

Cried over a boy?: Uh, no.

Kissed a random stranger?: Nope.

Hugged a random stranger?: Yup. There are some crazy people in Boston.

Been in a fist fight?: No

Been arrested?: No.

Done drugs?: No, and I'm not planning on it.

Had alcohol?: I had a sip of wine that my grandma offered me when I was 6. I don't think that counts though, so, no.

Laughed and had milk come out of your nose?: No. It was Sprite.

Pushed all the buttons on an elevator?: I've pressed the wrong buttons before.

Sneaked into the opposite sex's bathroom?: No.

Gone to school only to find you had the day off because of a holiday/etc?: It happened twice last year and many times before.

Swore at your parents?: Nope.

Kicked a guy where it hurts?: No.

Been to a casino?: I've been inside one.

Ran over an animal and killed it?: I bumped into a flying bird on the road today, but he just fell down and took off again.

Broken a bone?: Left arm. Seventh grade.

Gotten stitches?: 3 or 4 on the top of my head.

Had a water balloon fight in winter?: No.

Made homemade muffins?: No.

Bitten someone?: No.

Been to disneyland/disneyworld?: No.

Burped in someone’s face?: Hells no.

WHENS THE LAST TIME YOU

Brushed your teeth: This morning.

Cried: Over a year ago.

Went to the bathroom: I don't really keep track of those things.

saw a movie in a theater: I don't remember, but it was WALL-E, I think.

Read a book: Yesterday.

Had a snow day: School year before last.

Had a party: INFINITY BILLION DOLLARS

Went to a doctor: I went for vaccines a few months ago.

Tripped in front of someone: Yesterday. And the day before. And the day before. Those damn escalators.

Went to the grocery store: Next tuesday.

Got sick: A few weeks ago.

Got cursed: NO NEVER

Called someone: A couple days ago.

DO YOU PREFER

Fruit/vegetables: Fruit

Black/white: Black

Lights on/lights off: OFF FOR I AM A VAMPIRE

TV/movie: Yes.

Body spray/lotion: Don't really use either.

Cash/cheque: Cash money.

Pillows/blankets: I DON'T SLEEP FOR I AM A VAMPIRE

Headache/stomach ache: No.

Paint/charcoal: Paints because they are colorful.

Chinese food/Mexican food: Chinese.

Summer/winter: YES FOR I AM A VAMPIRE

Snow/rain: Rain x73.

Fog/misty: Fog.

Rock/rap: Not rap.

Meat/vegetarian: ANIMAL MUSCLE

Chocolate/vanilla: Chocolate

Sprinkles/icing: Sprinkles

Cake/pie: Pie. Unless it's cheesecake. Mmmmm, cheesecake.

Strawberries/blueberries: Strawberries. Blueberries are depressing.

Ocean/swimming pool: Ocean. Though that may be because I got back from Hawaii yesterday.

Cookies/muffins: COOKIES FOR I AM A VAMPIRE

Wallet/pocket: Wallet.

Window/door: Doors are far more mysterious.

Charles Chaplin/Chespirito: Yes.

Cat/dog: Yes

Long sleeve/short sleeve: Yes.

Pants/shorts: Yes.

Winter break/spring break: Spring break.

Spring/autumn: Spring.

Clouds/clear sky: Cloudy.

Moon/mars: La luna.

Questions/Answers: Yes.

War/Peace?: IT WAS THE BEST OF TIMES, IT WAS THE WORST OF TIMES.

LOVE AND ALL THAT CRAP

Do you believe in love?: Sure.

What's the most important kind of love for you?: Yes.

Have you ever been in love?: I doubt it, but who knows?

Been close to love?: Probably.

If you have, with who?: Yes.

Ever confessed your feelings to the one you loved?: I DON'T UNDERSTAND THE QUESTION FOR I AM A VAMPIRE

Really badly so that it actually hurts and you cry at night?: Is this even a sentence?

Are you in a relationship?: Nope.

If so, for how long?: INFINITY BILLION DOLLARS

Do you believe there is someone for everyone?: Sure, why not.

What is your idea of the best date?: Couches and tv's are nice.

What was your first kiss like?: Brief and kind of unexpected.

How old were you when you got your first kiss?: Yes, yes I was.

Do you think love is worth nothing?: What kind of question is that? No!

Best experience you’ve ever had with the opposite sex: Sure, why not?

If you are single, have you had any boyfriends/girlfriends before?: Yup.

Have you ever been dumped?: Nope.

Have you ever dumped someone?: "Dumped" is such a harsh word...


I...

Am: A VAMPIRE FOR I AM A VAMPIRE

Want: an iPhone 3G.

Need: Sleep.

Love: THE WHOLE WORLD, AND ALL IT'S SIGHTS AND SOUNDS. BOOM DE AH DAH, BOOM DE AH DAH, BOOM DE AH DAH, BOOM DE AH DAH

Hate: baseball cards.

Feel: NOTHING FOR I AM A VAMPIRE

Did: Squirt some cars witht the squirt gun. In my car.

Miss: Boston.

Am annoyed by: That new movie "Death Race" or whatever. "DEATH BECOMES SPORT." How disgusting is that? I will make a point to avoid seeing that movie. Pisses me off...

Would rather: be in Boston.

Am tired of: People.

Will always: HAVE A POSITIVE OUTLOOK ON LIFE. YAY LIFE.

MISCELLANEOUS

What is your favorite genre of music?: Indie. Yeah.

What time is it now?: 10:29pm

How much money do you have right now?: $53 in cash, a $25 check, and $twentysomething in Visa giftcards.

Are you hungry right now?: No thanks.

What are you doing right now?: CONQUERING THE WHOLE WORLD. IT'S SUCH A BRILLIANT PLACE. BOOM DE AH DAH, BOOM DE AH DAH, BOOM DE AH DAH, BOOM DE AH DAH

Do you like parades?: No.

Do you like the moon?: Yes.

What are you going to do when you're done with this?: Code some website stuff.

If you could have any magical power what would it be?: The ability to make people with tough attitudes instantly realize that they are not impressing anybody and then turn them into upstanding citizens who are involved with their community and are perfect role models with an optimistic perspective on life. Also laserbeams.

DO YOU THINK YOU ARE

Funny?: Not especially. I've been told that I am though.

Cool?: HELLS YES.

Pretty?: Pretty? Really?

Lazy?: Very yes.

Hyper?: No. Not even when I've had liek 8 iced teas.

Friendly?: Probably.

Evil?: YES FOR I AM A VAMPIRE

Unforgettable?: Doubt it.

Smart?: Yes.

Strong?: STRONGER THAN SUPERMAN IS SLOW. So, no, not really.

Talented?: Sure, why not?

Dorky?: Most likely.

WHAT COMES TO MIND WITH THE WORD

High: Airplanes

Lonely: The moon.

Pen: Writy... things?

Flower: Mustang convertible.

Window: THE FUTURE

Psycho: Loud screechy noises and poorly acted shower murder scenes

Brain freeze: Tuberculosis.

Strange: Tuberculosis.

Sassy: Panda

Suffering: Tuberculosis.

Art: Music

WOULD YOU EVER

Sky dive?: Sure.

Run away?: No. Solve your problems, don't run away from them.

Curse at a teacher?: No.

Not take a shower for a week?: Doubt it.

Ask someone out?: Check.

Unscrew your cellphone too see what's inside?: Check.

Lie to someone to make them think better of you?: Hells no.

Visit a foreign country for more than a month?: Why not?

Go scuba diving?: Yes.

Write a book?: Tried and failed.

Assemble a computer?: Check.

Become a rock star?: Doubt it. Would be kinda cool though.

Have a long-distance relationship?: Doubt it.

Marry someone you don't know?: Um, no. That makes no sense.

LAST QUESTIONS

What kind of computer do you have?: HP Pavillion.

What grade/level of studies are you in? (if applicable): Junior in High School

Do you like to throw popcorn at people in the movies?: Never tried.

How many posters do you have in your room?: INFINITY BILLION DOLLARS

Who else should take this quiz?: Mexico.